Behold it is written in the book of February
chapter 14 verse 1
“And it shall come to pass that on
Valentine’s
day, excuses shall arise again; my battery
died,
my credit got finished, my DP refused to
change,
my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams
etc… When thou seeth these signs, be calm,
fear
thou not, keep thy peace and know that
verily
verily… thou art not thy boo’s boo, thou art a
side chick.”
Verse 2…
“Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were
taken out, Remember my dear daughter that
all
will end on the bed.”
Verse 3:
“Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your
hostel
and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy
door,
I will come in and eat with you, dine with
you and
share thy gifts I have for you.”
Verse 4:
“Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself
for
any girl for peace I will grant to him.”
Verse 5:
“Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February
14
that they gave their only begotten dignity in
exchange for a date, but know ye that who
so
ever does not make that mistake shall not
have
the fear of 9 months assignment.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
rjbaidoo 